catchy title!! i know!!!!
classics:
- would die for at least one character from the iliad
- has read the secret history and has a very strong opinion on it
- terrified of the languages their favourite texts are written in (but hates ancient greek more than latin)
- probably has an incredibly messed up sense of humour
- won’t stop talking about how much gore is involved in their favourite tragedy
old/middle english:
- seem terrifying but actually just very confused
- have a favourite jumble of letters that is pretending to be a word
- once looked at a rune and cried from either happiness or devastation
- argues about pronunciation but then realises it doesn’t really matter
- knows a lot of history
- band together in groups because they know they’ll never find people that like chaucer as much as they do
renaissance:
- the greatest people you will ever meet…and the worst
- pretend like shakespeare isn’t their favourite playwright and fails miserably because they know all the words to their favourite soliloquy
- probably enjoy acting
- have a strong opinion on the wars of the roses
- gay
shakespeare (yes buddy, you get your own):
- extra gay
- cry thinking about how much their fave play means to them
- theatre snobs but also annoying theatre kids
- incredibly dramatic
18th/19th century literature:
- probably all INFPs
- “i like big books and i cannot lie”
- have a favourite austen book and will defend it to the ends of the earth
- watch more period dramas than is good for them
- all have frail hearts so get spooked out by gothic literature
romanticism:
- the gayest
- cries about john keats on the regular
- will quote long passages from their favourite poem so violently you’ll have to ask them if they’re okay,,,,, they aren’t
- once tried to become ‘at one’ with nature but got scared by a fallen leaf so had to take a three-hour nap
- all of them have their favourite fact about lord byron and bring it up constantly whether it’s appropriate or not
victorian literature:
- pretends they hate dickens but would die for great expectations
- love cities and the country equally
- won’t shut up about how much they love the rain
- have a very special place in their heart for christmas
- threaten to kill people with a single books because they’re the same shape and weight as bricks
- have cried extensively over tennyson and arthur hallam
- don’t know where oscar wilde quotations end and they begin
twentieth century literature
- very confused
- love the 20s a bit too much
- probably wish they were french, unless they are french in which case they wish they were living in america
- call every war ‘The War’
- prepared to fight hemingway’s ghost at any given moment
- secretly love dystopian ya and high fantasy
- won’t stop saying ‘The American Dream’ because it’s relevant to everything, apparently
disclaimer: highly distorted by my own literary knowledge (which is minimal outside of the west) so apologies for that. feel free to add on