you: the 2005 pride and prejudice is garbage
me, an intellectual:
Tag: P&P
Pride and Prejudice Go
An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife
On the radar:
Gentleman with 5,000 pounds a year
Handsome tragic veteran
Dashing officer of good breeding
Gentleman with 10,000 pounds a year
Liberal-minded heir to a large estateYour phone buzzes:
Mr. Collins
Your mother runs into the room “the lure I placed on netherfield park has worked at last. There is a young man in possession of good fortune, one of the girls must surely catch him”
Omy GOD
@bearholdingashark have you seen this?
#IN A FILM OF PERFECT MOMENTS THE HAND FLEX™ STANDS ALONE /#BEATIFIED; REVERED AMONGST ITS PEERS / #NEVER BEFORE OR SINCE HAS A PIECE OF CINEMA BEEN SO PURE; SO HEART WRENCHING; SO OBSCENELY EROTIC / #IM GONNA KILL MATTHEW MCFADYEN #THE WAY HIS THUMB GRAZES OVER HER KNUCKLES PUT ME IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BIN / #and the way she looks at him like ‘did he just’ /#and he looks back at her like ‘fuck. i did that…. we practically boned on the driveway’ / #BUT HONESTLY THIS ONE MOMENT IS MORE SEXUALLY CHARGED THAN ANY SEX SCENE OR ANY ACTUAL SEX / #and okay like people who hate this movie / #(YES. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HATE CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE 2005) / #say that it is a bad adaption of the book because it focuses on the sexual tension too much / #and not the like ~repressed nature of lizzie and darcy’s witty repartee / #BITCH / #ARE YOU SEEING THIS? / #DO YOU SEE THIS GIFSET? / #IS HE NOT REPRESSED ENOUGH FOR YOU????? / #HE SPENDS THE WHOLE MOVIE DISGUSTED THAT HE’S ACCIDENTALLY CAUGHT FEELINGS / #HE THRIVES ON HAVING TOUCHED HER HAND TO HAND FOR LIKE A MONTH!?? / #THEY GAZE AT EACH OTHER DURING CHURCH SERMONS / #I’VE NEVER SEEN TWO PEOPLE SO REPRESSED IN MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE / #look JANE AUSTEN HERSELF would SWOON watching this movie / #she would skype that dude she got engaged to for one night and ask him to roleplay reenact this hand flex with her /#kinkshame the austen @apriki
@reincarnatedsoul CARVE THIS ON MY FUCKING GRAVESTONE, NATT.

