redcrown:

gahdamnpunk:

Sharks will now help us EAT THE RICH

I know you all are joking but:

[ He had simpler instructions for shark owners who “like to hand-feed” the sharks by holding a piece of meat above the water.

“We recommend using tongs,” he said. ]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wsj.com/amp/articles/home-shark-tanks-are-in-just-one-problem-sharks-make-terrible-pets-1532882396

There’s one who put platforms to walk on above their tank and one seller had many recalls because the clients didn’t expect the sharks to grow that big

The worse is that the domesticated ones can’t be released in the wild while the other fish in the tank often get chomped during the shark’s feeding frenzy lunch time, and some actually bang on the aquarium in attempt to escape because it’s too small

Rich people are really that stupid and we can expect one eating accident to happen sometime in the future

magusworkshop:

ororosmunroe:

marsincharge:

rageclit:

pizzaback:

I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

quality marine philosophy discourse

I say this to every person who will listen

The reason why people love dolphins so much is because they have a better pr team while sharks have faced countless character assassinations over the years in the media. In this essay I will argue

Sharks are the cats of the ocean. They are hungry, like belly rubs, get too excited easily.