Star Trek can make as many new series and movies as they like, and still nothing will ever truly beat the golden awkwardness of this one shining minute of dialogue.
this video really haunts me. the way it manages to match every lyric of the song while also being completely at odds with everything about nick carraway’s personality
I was going to be like “an AU where all Leia writes all her official dispatched he exact same way that Carrie Fisher tweets,” except I think we all know in our heart of hearts that this is in fact canon, and the first thing you learn in the Resistance is a basic fluency in emoji
One time the First Order manages to intercept a few official communiques and they’re all like “wtf is this code” while Kylo Ren is standing to the side just dying inside because MOM GOD THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
darth vader would never write like this
THIS IS THE MOST VITALLY IMPORTANT THING I HAVE BEHELD OH MY GOD
Move over, “hipster” Barbie, there’s another white archetype to mock: the well-meaning savior who volunteers in Africa. There’s nothing wrong with volunteering in Africa, of course, but “Savior Barbie” brilliantly satirizes when it becomes a problem. Her creators are even speaking from personal experience.
OK THAT’S THE LAST STRAW I’M KINKSHAMING DISNEY. NEVERY DID I THINK THT DISNEY OF ALL THINGS WOULD BE SOMETHING I’D HAVE TO KINKSHAME. FUCKING DISNEY. THEY KNOWS WHHAT THEY’RE DOING THEY KNOW THEY’RE MAKIN PEOPLE FURFUCKERS THROUGH A KIDS MOVIE AND THEY KNOW IT THEY PUT BARA TIGERS ININ NOTHING BUT TIGHT SPARKLY UNDERWAER AND GLITTER IN THEIR FUR AND MAKE THEM DANCE SUGGESTIVELY I’M SO DONE I’M BECOMING A CHRISTIAN MUM
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