I love the huge cultural differences in Space Marvel™… Asgardians like speak in iambic pentameter and use beatiful, eloquent words and then the guardians are like “y’all’d’nt’ve’f’i’dn’ve!”
Loki: our cruel and terrible sister, Hela, Goddess of Death, emerged from the unknown and brought upon our land a storm of suffering and chaos, the likes of which have never been previously known to civil creatures
Rocket: anyway this dickhead Taserface threw me in his pirate-ship prison cell lmao it was nasty
Valkyrie, Lady Sif: we are classically trained, elite, and highly effective warriors, who are equal parts dignified, celebrated, and feared
Nebula: lmao what if I cut off my own hand – oh my god I’m gonna do it, watch this
Thor: welcome to Asgard, the most beautiful and prosperous of all the nine realms!
Peter: here’s our ship, it’s tiny and disgusting but it’s all we have, we love it
Heimdall: Never before has an intruder slipped past me. I want to know how.
Drax: *laughing loudly w his head thrown back* If you kept your floors dry the intruder would not have slipped on his way past you!
Hela: Tremble before me, Asgard, as I usher in the dawning of a new age! We shall once again become the conquerors of the universe!
Groot: I am Groot.
One is a high fantasy book. The other is a dnd game
UHHH I’m reading thanos: the infinity revelation, and thanos goes to steal a holy relic from the Badoon and uh
and then!
What, praytell, the fuck
‘Reptilian origins’ HELLO???
Marvel’s fucking canceled, again. Who designed? Anyone know the author and writer?
Jim Starlin wrote it!
He’s credited with the lineart/pencils, too.
For goyim who might be confused, the issue here is that there’s a lot of conspiracy theorists who either metaphorically or seriously identify the jewish peoples as being secretly “reptilian”, suggesting we’re inhuman monsters in disguise seeking to infiltrate and conquer Christendom. Here, Starlin has taken the warmongering misogynist reptilian alien race called the Badoon and overtly identified them with Judaism by using the symbol of a six-pointed star in their temple.
Fucking hang him.
Oh this is shit. WOW.
Shocker, the company that insisted on making a Nazi out of an anti-fascist hero created by a Jewish guy, that persistently whitewashes characters and their presentation, that consistently glorifies militarism and genocide, is *still* shit.
Really though. Like, I get on a horse about this, I know, but Marvel is packed with Nazis. No matter how much you enjoy the films. No matter how cool the actors. No matter how deeply you relate to some characters. The company itself likes and hires and profits off of Nazis specifically doing their Nazi thing.
Which says a lot about the ability to pass on major industries intergenerationally within marginalized groups.
Like, Marvel (and DC, and modern comics as we know them) were all founded, run, and popularized by Jewish Americans. Jewish Americans who were specifically reacting to their families’ emigration to the US between the 1880s and 1910s.
Not only are they creating vile messaging for the here and now, they’re shitting on the legacies of men and women who literally gave everything to creating the industry.
peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.
Marvel: Are you ready for the GOD of motherFUCKING THUNDER?????? He’s six feet of RAWMUSCLE and his hobbies include SMASHING things with a HUGE, MAGICHAMMER and being a generally SEXY BEAST
The fandom:
10/10 gif usage
The funniest thing is I imagine Diana and Thor would get along very well, and bond over their dads being the head honchos of the gods. Also lightning and thunder! Diana would probably be like a slightly exasperated big sister to Thor at times. Oh and she can 100% lift Mjolnir and wield Stormbreaker.
and we all know how Thor feels about female warriors. he would think Diana is the absolute coolest
if wendy maximoff’s stupid ass would have just killed vision at the beginning of the movie and destroyed the mind stone, thanos and his crew would not have invaded wakanda. wakanda would not have been destroyed! but no she’s so in love with a microwave that she would choose him over the entire world. like full offense but there are actual lives at stake. fuck your robot. KILL HIM
Okoye was ready so run her man through with a spear for Wakanda but Wanda couldn’t take out a microwave for the whole world???
MCU Bucky: lost, confused, sad soft boi, beloved and woobified by fangirls, who can fight and kill when needed but kind of just wants to live in peace, pretty handy with a gun
Comics Bucky: will offer his teammates and their children guns, will be confused by their refusal to arm themselves with guns, will fucken cold as balls call a fully armed Frank Castle out as a failure without flinching, is an actual Asshole who was 10000% confused he was asked to become Captain America when Steve died but takes on the role anyway, with Added Guns, was literally doing the dirty work for Captain America as a cold blooded killer at the tender age of 16
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