Wanna make a Jurassic Park parody called Cambrian Aquarium where it’s just the exact same plot but instead of dinosaurs it’s a bunch of marine invertebrates from the Cambrian
I want to point out that they don’t kill people. Instead you get scenes like:
“Sir, the security systems are all shutting down!”
[cut to a shot of a bunch of trilobites scuttling around on the floor]
the lights flicker and the power dies, a herd of screaming interns pelts down the hallway, fleeing the high-security wing which houses the most vicious and powerful predator of the entire age. the music swells as…
the three-foot-long shelled predator Anomalocaris flops awkwardly around the corner, wiggling its mouthparts ferociously
This sounds like a movie that very well could have been made in the 1930s.
I want to write a fic where Lilo goes to college and her roommate is Boo from Monsters Inc. Boo is the first person to think Stitch is adorable and cuddly, and Lilo is the first person not to act like “Mike Wazowski” was a weird name for a goldfish. They get on like a house on fire which is kind of bad for Nani’s blood pressure.
But then one night they wake up in the middle of the night because something is in their closet. And the door starts to creak open so Stitch tackles whoever (whatever) is in there. They fall back into the closet, the door slams shut… and when Lilo runs over and opens it there’s nothing but an empty closet.
Then Boo tells Lilo all about this weird thing that happened to her when she was a kid, and how no one ever believed her but she knows it was real.
And cue Lilo and Boo busting into the Monster world to rescue Stitch and wreaking mad havoc in the process.
SEE THIS IS A WORTHY SEQUEL
This needs to happen
Petition for the movie to be hand-drawn in Lilo and Stitch’s style when they’re in the human world, and computer animated once they go through the door into the monster world.
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