Tag: funny

earthshaker1217:

reelaroundthedavekan:

lucillebruise:

i-do-not-believe-you-continue:

Not to be dramatic or anything but this is the best scene on television history

I swear to god if Andre Braugher doesn’t get a fucking emmy for this episode i’m going to go down there and murder every emmy voter.

Give this man the Emmy and the Oscar for the way he says “…where anything can mean anything…”

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

azuresquirrel:

brotherskywalker:

swan2swan:

Kylo: “And did Master Skywalker tell you the whole story? How he tried to murder me in my sleep? It was self-defense!”

Rey, a fleshed-out character who isn’t Super-Emotional Because She’s a Woman: “And then you blew up the temple? Killed the other students? Were they your friends? Did they have families? Was killing Han Solo self-defense?”

RIGHT?  Like even if Luke did that, which OOC but okay, how does that remotely absolve what Kylo did in retaliation? In fact, the only thing it does it make me think, “Fuck, Luke was right. He should have killed you back then.”

#especially since luke says he looked into ben’s head and saw he was already working with snoke and planning to betray everyone#he was already an evil fuck#if he wasnt his first reaction after burying luke under a house would have been to call his parents#be like ‘mom and dad uncle luke went nuts and tried to kill me please help’#instead he decided his next and best course of action would be to mass murder all his fellow students and fight for space nazi’s

“One guy thought about trying to kill me once and so I let some zombie motherfucker talk me into blowing up planets, murdering children and killing my own father who had absolutely nothing to do with the other guy considering killing me”

– Kyle Wrong, explaining his Super Tragic Origin Story

bunjywunjy:

duckbunny:

morkaischosen:

probablybadrpgideas:

Your players are faced with an ancient Sumerian curse! However, since the early ancient Sumerian language was only used for recording tax debts, it turns out to actually be an ancient Sumerian bill.

and therefore they need to get hold of some ancient Sumerian coinage and bring it to the ruins of the ancient Sumerian tax office, because the Sumerians had a pleasingly direct way of preventing tax evasion, namely horrifying curses.

well I don’t have any coin but I have these copper ingots, lovely copper ingots, from a very reputable merchant, never heard a word said against him, very thorough with his paperwork, anyway they’re guaranteed pure copper and proper weight, so can I pay my tax with those?

I just want everyone to take a step back for a second and really think about how we’re using the most powerful knowledge tool in history to make jokes about a specific dude who lived almost 4000 years ago.

it’s fuckin wonderful, is what it is.