Tag: funny

sunflowershine03:

livinginthequestion:

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

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manicpixiedreamdragon:

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necro-romantic:

macklesufficient:

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macklesufficient:

but did victor frankenstein actually have a phd

no one’s answered my question

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS AN UNDERGRAD

IMAGINE HEARING ABOUT THE DUDEBRO LIVING NEXT TO U IN THE DORMS “yah dave dropped out cuz he built a fucking person”

victor frankenstein was a little bITCH and he had no degree at all, he was at college for like, a year and then he was like “lol these bitches ain’t got nothing on me” and he just got an apartment and stopped going to school so he could build a person. i don’t think he even formally dropped out, he just kind of disappeared and nobody even questioned it because that’s what you expect when some cocky asshole comes to class like “i know more than everyone in this school and one day i’m going to prove it by ending dEATH ITSELF” 

fucking bullshit victor, come home and eat some goddamn soup you wussass teenager 

fucking trashass motherfucker 19 year old sin machine

go get ur liver pecked by birds u mess of a human being

i am never going to let the world forget that victor frankenstein spent 90% of the novel moping instead of doing literally anything else. actual quote from emo kid victor frankenstein “my only solace was silence – deep, dark, deathlike silence” like HOW EXTRA

You’d almost think Mary Shelly was taking inspiration from someone she knew….

Leave Lord Byron alone

Lord Byron deserves what he gets and he knows it

This is the kind of discourse our world needs

For your morning reading pleasure. Just try eating breakfast whilst giggling over this. 

Hehehehehe-

systlin:

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tamedvenus:

systlin:

systlin:

systlin:

So my little brother works at Sandia Labs, which he loves; he’s a physicist and engineer, and good at it. He just got hired a few months ago, and is like bottom of the clearance level totem pole, but. 

Apparently the lab loaned a seismometer to a missile test site, who broke it. 

So they gave it back to the lab with an apology, and the lab went “welp fuck guess we’ll buy a new one”

“Wait a minute,” my brother says. “I think I got this.”

He proceeded to google up the user manual for the model, take it apart, clean it, and put it back together. 

It now works flawlessly and his bosses think he’s a goddamned genius because he just saved them 20k with four minutes of google searching. 

He specifically works as an engineer in their super-computing research division; he did his master’s on quantum computing technology. 

What I’m saying is that he LITERALLY works in an office full of nuclear physicists, engineers, and rocket scientists and he impressed them by knowing how to google a product number. 

I’m dying, as a mechanical engineering intern this is entirely my life. I fixed a machine worth 175k by sitting down, actually reading the manual, and disconnecting and reconnecting two wires that were in the wrong place. Smart people can be dumb.

He even told them what he did. 

“I googled up the user manual.”

“You can DO that???? YOU ARE BRILLIANT.”

“….you know what, yes. You are correct. I am. Raise my pay grade please.” 

The moral of this story is that don’t sell your own skills short, kids, knowing how to google shit is a marketable skill. 

thedurvin:

nest:

nest:

so today i found out that my great great great grandfather kept a spreadsheet of his sexcapades. my parents, who are writing a book on him, found this out when they were reading his business diary, and they saw an entry that said “fkd. Anne” and my mom was like “lmao that sounds like fucked. ……… Wait” and they proceeded to discover that he kept detailed logs of every single woman he fucked, how many rounds, where he did it, whether he used protection, etc. he fucked approximately 100-300 times per year, and his conquests included:

  • his landlady, many times, whom he occasionally paid for the services at a cost of 62.5 cents per fuck
  • many of his friends’ daughters and wives— he would go to the friends’ houses on business and just. have sex with their daughters and/or wives in their houses
  • at least three different women who disappeared entirely within one month after fuckin him

also, when any of his mistresses had a baby, he would go back in the diary nine months before the birth and mark which fuck was most likely the one that conceived the baby

double also, he would mark the amount of rounds he went with “[number]t” and sometimes he would mark down, say, 3 & 1/2t. we don’t know what this means.

also dude was 5’2”-5’3”, so….. if you ever feel down about being short, remember you too can fuck hugely

How come I never find stuff like this when helping people do genealogy research at work