the dudes in the car at the beginning of the episode: “so his name is Charlie and he’s a janitor in a bar BUT he is also an aspiring musician and playwright!”
different guy: “oooh!”
“hes been in kind of a rut lately but he has a play at the end of this week and hes invited a girl that hes been in love with for years”
“so romantic”
“what’s the play called?”
“let’s see… ‘the nightman cometh’”
queer eye guy: “so Charlie tell us a little bit about yourself what are your interests?”
charlie: “well magnets – I like magnets”
[artificial cricket sounds that remove us from an immersive experience and remind us we are watching reality tv in 201X]
[cut to reaction shot of queer eye guy with mouth open and quizzical expression]
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly – not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards
Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.
So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.
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