illonink:

My top three feminist exploitations of male-default language:

1. “Valar morghulis. All men must die.” “Yes, but we are not men.” – Daenerys, Game of Thrones

2. “No man can kill me!” “I am no man!!!!” – Eowyn, LotR: Return of the King

3. “God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.” “Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.” – Dr. Ellie Sattler, Jurassic Park

squirrelshideout:

lauralot89:

My mom said that today in church her pastor said in the sermon that Jesus told us to help the poor, and taking money away from public schools to give to charter schools only widens the gap between the rich and the poor.  She then added that Jesus spoke against adultery and lust and would not have approved of bragging about sexually assaulting women.  According to my mom, people got up and walked out.

The pastor also started the sermon by noting that she’d heard of another minister who read the entirety of the Sermon on the Mount at the pulpit, to be told by the so-called Christian parishioners after the service that it was offensive and they didn’t agree.

The Sermon on the Mount is straight up the words of Jesus.

I recently read an article that said, hypocritical Christians in America don’t actually worship Jesus. They worship America, and even then, it’s a very specific, self-centered idea of America.

percyhotspur:

maluoliowithin:

thatgirlonstage:

Quotes that are NOT Shakespeare:

1. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. (Elizabeth Barrett Browning)

2. When I saw you I fell in love and you smiled because you knew (Arrigo Boito)

3. Expectation is the root of all heartache (unknown, but not Shakespeare)

Quotes that ARE Shakespeare:

1. Fie, foh, and fum / I smell the blood of a British man. (King Lear)

2. If you can mock a leek, you can eat a leek. (Henry V)

3. I’ll do it in my shirt (Love’s Labour’s Lost)

Conclusion: ????

Check your goddamn sources and revel in the fact that real Shakespeare is far more entertaining than faux Shakespeare.

@leeks-is-good your boy’s got a quote in this

Also note that a nutcase knight in Henry IV says “topsy-turvy”

Rick Riordan and Diversity

the-roadhome:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fuckyeahasexual:

stevonnie-against-mdlb:

tango-whiskers:

stevonnie-against-mdlb:

magic-in-every-book:

thefairfleming:

magic-in-every-book:

People complain about Rick Riordan “beating a dead horse” but HE CAN BEAT ALL THE DEAD HORSES HE LIKES.

Rick Riordan has actively added diverse characters in all of his books to represent more kids. Characters in his books include:

  • a Arab-American Valkyrie (Magnus Chase)
  • a mute elf who uses sign language (Magnus Chase)
  • a Hispanic son of Hephaestus (Heroes of Olympus)
  • a half-Cherokee daughter of Aphrodite (Heroes of Olympus)
  • a Chinese son of Mars (Heroes of Olympus)
  • a bisexual God/Teen (Trials of Apollo)
  • a happy and loving gay couple, Nico and Will (Trials of Apollo)
  • a male dwarf that loves fashion and design (Magnus Chase)
  • a black daughter of Hades (Heroes of Olympus)
  • a genderfluid, transgender warrior of Odin (Magnus Chase) 

and that’s just off the top of my head! 

When Rick Riordan first revealed Nico, a son of Hades in his best-selling Heroes of Olympus series, as gay people asked him “why?” and he said because he wanted kids to see themselves in his books and that all kids need to be able to see themselves in literature and find reassurance that they’re fine just the way they are. 

So unlike some people who beat dead horses and don’t even try to be diverse (*cough*JKROWLING*cough*) at least Riordan is constantly adding more and more young heroes and heroines that are diverse, well-rounded, and important. 

THAT’S GREAT AND I WILL BUY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS DEAD HORSE BEATING NOVELS FIGHT ME

ALSO, Rick Riordan is heading up his own imprint now of more mythology books for kids, and he’s not writing the books himself, but finding diverse authors to write books about the mythology of their own cultures. Apparently he was getting tons of letters all, “Do Indian mythology next! Do something about Polynesian myths!” or whatever, and he was like, “Those aren’t my stories to tell, but let me find people who CAN write those books for you, and make those books exist,” and that is fucking awesome in every way, you go Rick Riordan, 4 for you, Rick Riordan. 

WHAT A GREAT MAN I AM SO EXCITED HOLY BANANAS

Oh I forgot to add that the (ever forgotten) Egyptian Series had two biracial main characters and a relationship that could arguably be classified as healthy polyamory.

if I remember correctly, the ENTIRE REASON he originally wrote the demigods in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series to have ADHD and dyslexia was to give his son (who is also ADHD and dyslexic) a hero like him.

^^^^^

He also recently mentioned on GoodReads that Artemis’ hunters are aro ace. While I wish it was on page, it certainly feels a far more authentic addition then just an after thought.

remember when rick riordan single-handedly saved literature

i love this man

i-know-how-you-kiss:

conquerorwurm:

violetohara:

violetohara:

violetohara:

violetohara:

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

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What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

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A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

Oh my god!!!!

I love a happy ending!

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candiikismet:

wolfqueenmoro:

dontbearuiner:

jezebel-adventures:

castiel-for-king:

magnolia-noire:

jeniphyer:

baetology:

man they can sing

The harmony is flawless

this is so pure

Four dudes put baby goat on pedastle, feed him snacks and sing to him about himself. I think this is the best and most pure thing I have ever witnessed

“Eat what ya got”

The bleating is what gets me every time.

No I did not just bust into tears what 

I love this

Send a Potato to Senator Ron Johnson

captain-ameribunny:

cptprocrastination:

Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) is refusing to hold a town hall meeting with his constituents. When one of his voters, a Vietnam veteran, called his office asking for a town hall, Johnson sent him a cease and desist letter.

Legally, we’re not allowed to call Senator Johnson a cruel idiot
who doesn’t understand how health insurance works. But we are allowed to
mail thousands of potatoes to his office demanding that he listen to
his constituents and hold a town hall meeting.

For only $5, you can send a potato with your name on it to Senator
Ron Johnson’s office demanding that he hold a town hall meeting.

If the Affordable Care Act is repealed,
431,000 people will lose their health insurance in Wisconsin, nearly
10,000 jobs will be destroyed, and the state will lose over a billion
dollars in federal healthcare funding.

Senator Johnson, we are represented by counsel at Cowan, DeBaets,
Abrahams & Sheppard, and you can address your cease and desist
letter to: Cards Against Humanity, 1917 N. Elston, Chicago, Il, 60642.
See you in court, bitch.

@lightandwinged

Send a Potato to Senator Ron Johnson

npr:

skunkbear:

The researchers used
high-speed photography and an instrument called a Rheometer to analyze frog saliva under prey-capturing
conditions.­­­­­­­ The scientists think frog tongues could one day
help engineers design reversible soft adhesives that could work at high speeds.

Read more about it here.

Frogs are *amazing* -Emily