soloveitchik:

lilaccoloursplash:

doctorangelpenguin:

wepon:

mustlearntoadult:

gutmeats:

regretityet:

tifalockharts:

tifalockharts:

this article about some woman’s 21 y/o son coming home from school w/ a tattoo is THE funniest thing i have seen today

I’M SHRIEKING

You guys.

What the fuck

SOMEONE LINK THE ARTICLE

a classic

As I was reading this I kept waiting for the tattoo to be revealed as like a nazi symbol or some racist shit like for the kkk of something but nope….. She was just THAT hurt by ink

You left out the BEST part “I stand, a lone tyrannosaurus, bellowing at a world I don’t understand.”

My mom is exactly like this lmao

loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

marauders4evr:

glitzergeist:

avatarsymbolism:

giveshangchihisownshow:

For Netflix’s non-whitewashed live action adaptation of “Avatar: The Last Airbender”, Dante Basco should play the cabbage merchant.

#approved get him in here#honestly tho i really want him to guest star as a guest at the tea house#and ask zuko for more tea or something#and zuko to get really mad at him#thats the dream

Oh god that would be such a trip. I can just imagine the meta humor though. 

Dante: What’s his problem? 
Iroh: *Shrugs* 

Iron tries to give Zuko some life advice. After Iroh walks away Dantes character tells Zuko “he’s right you know”.

I see all of your points and raise you:

Dante should play the Actor Zuko from the Ember Island Players episode.