Tag: funny

sabrecmc:

mamalaz:

everybodyilovedies:

mamalaz:

I love the way the guys use their natural instincts in this scene.

Cap makes a makeshift shield to protect himself, Tony grabs a screwdriver and uses his engineering brain to take them down, Clint uses his aim to throw Steve his shield to support him and Natasha grabs a gun she taped beforehand because she is prepared like a god damn professional.

excuse you tony grabbed a fondue fork and started STABBING AT MECHANICAL PARTS because that’s HOW YOU ENGINEER, MOTHERFUCKER.

… Oh my god, how did I not notice that? Tony fucking Stark uses a fondue fork to dispatch a psychotic killer robot. I just can’t right now with him. 

He made a tech marvel from a box of scraps in a cave and a makeshift armoury made from a hardware shop in IM3. 

That man can literally make anything a weapon. His competency game is off the fucking chain.

I’d like to point out that Tony went to the trouble to make sure there was fondue at the party and if you think he doesn’t make absolutely sure to have fondue at every, single party with Steve, then you are mistaken, my friend.

some Iconic Quotes™ from my various conductors

  • “You have to present the next phrase, like a French waiter elegantly placing a plate. You don’t just chuck the plate at the table.”
  • “Play this part as if you’re humming whilst hanging out the washing.”
  • “If you don’t come in correctly, I’ll have to do yoga in order to conduct this part. Unlike you, I’ve been practising.”
  • “Cellos, I said con brio, not con bison. Try not to stampede over the wind, please.”
  • “Second violins, either you’re exaggerating the pianissimo or you’ve all died. I’m hoping it’s the latter.”

    And my personal favourite:

  • “Your playing reminds me of an encounter I had with a bird as a child: unpleasant and with lots of shrieking.”

(via

thingsmymusicprofessorssay

)

maxamori:

cannibalempath:

discourser-of-kruphix:

gwylock1:

mindcrankismycommander:

genonsoku:

HAVE WE BEEN KINKING THE KINKS ALL THIS TIME?

NO END IN SIGHT TO THE MADNESS

How do you kinkshame someone whose kink is shame without having to kinkshame yourself for shaming someone who gets off on shame?

HOW MUCH KINK COULD A KINKSHAME SHAME
IF A KINKSHAME COULD SHAME KINK?

maybe the real kinks are the kinks we shamed along the way

Do you ever find these posts where you look at them and wonder what digital archaeologists in the year 3016 will say.

dukeorsinos-gaycrisis:

viktor-risjak:

manicpixiedreamdragon:

banal-adventures:

necro-romantic:

macklesufficient:

macklesufficient:

macklesufficient:

but did victor frankenstein actually have a phd

no one’s answered my question

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS AN UNDERGRAD

IMAGINE HEARING ABOUT THE DUDEBRO LIVING NEXT TO U IN THE DORMS “yah dave dropped out cuz he built a fucking person”

victor frankenstein was a little bITCH and he had no degree at all, he was at college for like, a year and then he was like “lol these bitches ain’t got nothing on me” and he just got an apartment and stopped going to school so he could build a person. i don’t think he even formally dropped out, he just kind of disappeared and nobody even questioned it because that’s what you expect when some cocky asshole comes to class like “i know more than everyone in this school and one day i’m going to prove it by ending dEATH ITSELF” 

fucking bullshit victor, come home and eat some goddamn soup you wussass teenager 

fucking trashass motherfucker 19 year old sin machine

go get ur liver pecked by birds u mess of a human being

i am never going to let the world forget that victor frankenstein spent 90% of the novel moping instead of doing literally anything else. actual quote from emo kid victor frankenstein “my only solace was silence – deep, dark, deathlike silence” like HOW EXTRA

You’d almost think Mary Shelly was taking inspiration from someone she knew….

Leave Lord Byron alone

Lord Byron deserves what he gets and he knows it

itswalky:

justanothercinemaniac:

atopfourthwall:

lifeblender:

eros-turannos:

let’s talk about ‘the saga begins’ tho

Don McLean was reportedly pleased with “The Saga Begins”, a parody of “American Pie”, and told Yankovic that the parody’s lyrics sometimes enter his mind during live performances. His parody not only replicates the music from the original Don McLean song, but it replicates the multi-layered rhyming structure in the verses and chorus. Additionally, George Lucas loved the song and a Lucasfilm representative told Yankovic, “You should have seen the smile on his face.”

‘and the jedi i admire most/met up with darth maul and now he’s toast/but i’m still here and he’s a ghost/’

I guess… I’ll train… this boy.

I remember how excited I was to see this as a kid, not only because any new Weird Al material was great (and still is), but also because getting video clips like this were harder without youtube.

I love everything about this.

My Star Wars watching order just replaces The Phantom Menace with this song.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)