gwendoline christie utterly epitomises the “get u a girl who can do both” meme. girl can stalk across a scorched battlefield dressed in full armour & covered in men’s bloodAND float down the red carpet in a gorgeous flowy dress and high heels looking like the actual personification of spring and sunshine. warrior harbinger of death and floral goddess. when will ur fav ever. when will anyone get on gwendoline’s level.
#okay now I need the movie #where they’re the four horsepersons of the apocalypse #except they’re all a bit disgruntled with their job assignments #so they decide to throw a spanner in the works #it would be like good omens but with more stabbing
(tags via @madmaudlingoes and may I just say that is an awesome idea? XD)
This is how ppl die from insulin shock and alcohol poisoning at the same time
if someone doesn’t make this for me and bring it to my bedroom door in the next hour ur all complicit in my depression
if you drink 10 of these in 10 minutes at exactly midnight you will ascend to a higher plane and speak with both god and the devil then wake up in a waffle house parking lot at 4:20 am with only vague memories and a sense of loss
Context: they ate the candy from the gift basket, not realizing it was for the Captain from his husband and then filled it up with shit they hoped he’d like.
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