Adding to canon is not the same thing as destroying canon

alightinside:

tomfooleryprime:

At San Diego Comic Con, we learned that Sonequa Martin-Green’s character, Michael
Burnham, is Sarek’s adoptive daughter. The second I heard the news, all I could
think was, “Let the hate begin.” And boy, did it ever.

I understand the disappointment,
particularly with fan fic writers who invested a lot of time and effort into
crafting stories that fit neatly into canon. Amazing how one sound bite can
bulldoze right through decades of widely accepted fanon, huh? 

Let’s be real, those little behind the
scenes moments are almost the entire point of fan fiction: some of us like
something so much, we like to imagine all the things the writers
didn’t tell us, but now Michael
Burnham has come along like a square peg in a round hole, rendering countless
stories AU that previously adhered perfectly to canon. Some of mine included.

But fanon isn’t canon. One might say,
“How come we’re just hearing about this now?”
Surely Spock would have mentioned having an adoptive sister? But would he? Would he though? 

No one had any idea he was engaged to
T’Pring until the Enterprise showed
up to Vulcan on Spock’s impromptu wedding day in the TOS episode, “Amok Time.” What was it he said when Lieutenant Uhura
asked who the lovely woman on the viewscreen was?

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If you watch closely enough and get
creative with your interpretation, I swear Christine Chapel mouths the word,
“bullshit.”

And no one knew that Spock had a
strained relationship with his father until that time dear old Sarek hopped on Enterprise for the Coridan admission
debate in the TOS episode, “Journey
to Babel.” Kirk urged Spock to go down to the planet and visit his family
before they left orbit, and what was Spock’s reply?

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I can’t think of a better example of
where Spock made Kirk look like a total asshole.

And then there’s the fact that Kirk had
known Spock for decades before
finding out he had a half-brother named Sybok in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.

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You would think Kirk would be used to Spock family bombshells by now.

So if anything, the idea that Spock had
a secret adoptive sister actually feels more
in keeping with canon than going against it. Given the weight of the evidence,
I wouldn’t be all that shocked to discover he had three step mothers and a whole nest of secret love
children drifting around out there.

The other thing is, as viewers, we tend
to get into the habit of thinking that if a character doesn’t specifically
address something on screen in front of other characters, other characters are
in the dark along with the viewers. Like if a character didn’t explicitly announce some detail about their personal life to the world, not only did it never happen, it never could have happened. And that’s just silly. Think about this: Kirk, Spock, and the rest of the crew spent
five years together on that mission, and we only got to view a little less than
66 hours of it. So imagine all the conversations in the mess hall we as viewers
missed out on. Not only that, many of those details would be fairly trivial anyway. 

Going back and adding to canon is not the same thing as destroying
canon. Star Trek, particularly The Original Series, was always more
focused on exploring the galaxy and meeting new civilizations – its primary purpose wasn’t to flesh out complicated life stories for each of the main
characters. When you think about it, there’s so much we don’t know about Sarek, Amanda, or Spock’s upbringing.
Almost everything we do know about
this family comes from two episodes – “Journey to Babel” in The Original Series and “Yesteryear” in The Animated Series.

I think because we spent more than five
decades without any concrete ideas of how Sarek and Amanda met, what Spock’s
formative years were really like, or how their family dynamics worked, we just
filled in the blanks for ourselves. But fifty years is a long time for the lines between canon and fanon to start getting blurred.

So I’m actually tickled pink at the
thought that Spock had an adoptive sister, not furious that they’re corrupting
more than fifty years of canon. It would be tampering with canon to claim that Starship
Troopers
is actually some kind of prequel to Kirk and the starship Enterprise. That would be destroying canon, but writing in a sister for Spock where one previously didn’t exist isn’t quite the same thing. 

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Would you like to know more?

The writers of the show are just doing
what we as fan fic writers do all the time – filling in the gaps. You’re
definitely allowed to feel however you want to feel about it. And I do understand a lot of the dismay and shock. It really sucks to pour your
heart and soul into something, polishing it for months or even years until it’s
perfect, and then have Michael Burnham thrown into the mix and it almost feels like a bad Photoshop
job over your favorite family portrait, ruining your origins fics for Sarek/Amanda or Spuhura or
Spirk or Spones or Spotty? (Is that actually what the Spock/Scotty ship is
called?). It’s perfectly acceptable to say
that Michael Burnham’s existence has ruined your perception of canon, but I don’t think it should be confused with
ruining actual canon.  

During the Comic Con panel, producer Alex Kurtzman insisted they have a good canon explanation for why Spock never mentions Michael. He was quoted as saying, “We’re aware [of the situation]. You’ll see where it’s going, but we are staying consistent with canon.” So I’m inclined to keep an open mind and see where they take it before dismissing it outright for being “too ludicrous.” Weirder things have actually happened within the Trek universe, so try not to let this revelation get you down. 

Considering the fact that Spock’s family has to be literally in the same room as him before he even mentions they existent, having adopted sibs he just never talked about is the most canon compliant thing they could have possibly added.  

Trump wants to defund PBS. ‘Sesame Street’ brutally parodied him for decades.

101professor:

mechakitten:

memeween:

thestateonmtv:

washingtonpost:

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this is what radical political comedic satire looks like 

im Here for publicly funded jokes at his expense

Anyway, here’s how to donate to Sesame Street and support PBS with donations. Talking about how awesome a thing is can be great if you also take action to support it.

STOODIS

Trump wants to defund PBS. ‘Sesame Street’ brutally parodied him for decades.

Growing up in internet fandom in the 00s, remembering:

buffythevampiregayer:

motleystitches:

1. ff.net banned NC-17 fics

2. The moment you signed a disclaimer for reading fics that you’re 18 years old when you’re actually 18

3. Trying to keep up with the threads on Yahoo mailing lists

4. Exploring fanfic archives through “Web rings” of fic sites

5. Livejournal: drabbles, ficlets, vignetts, comment fics, lj communities, when OkCupid was funny personality quizzes

6. Learning about society (and social psychology) through Fandom_wank

7. Discovering ships via ship_manifestos: also, words like “plotbunny”, “squee”,” guh”, “squick”, “plotsheep”

8. Yuletide fics is Happy Holidays for EVERYONE- fic recs everywhere

9. Wanting fanfic Awards in the form of icons you can put on your fic site and respecting the fics that had those icons

10. The joy of browsing fics via Del.icio.us (TAG SYSTEMS RULE)

11. Quizilla “quizzes” that were one question with super transparent options that led you to short story answers especially 7 minutes in heaven/spin the bottle fics

12. Said quizzes being labeled “for boys” and “for girls”, often with homophobic nonsense if you clicked the girl character options on “for girls” quizzes

13. Author’s notes where the author was having a conversation with the characters

14. Ff.net banning chatspeak fics, and the ensuing drama even though none of them were removed

15. Quizilla banners

16. “15 reviews or I’m not updating”

17. Lemons and limes

vonisv:

fortooate:

revedas:

thatdangerous:

extrajordinary:

GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.

[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]

*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo

“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”

hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives

“YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?”

erotic-yoddeling:

bemusedlybespectacled:

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

sonneillonv:

castiel-for-king:

maliwanhellfires:

just-shower-thoughts:

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

“When Shelley’s corpse washed ashore, a friend identified it by a copy of Keats’s 1820 volume in the coat pocket, which he knew Shelley had taken with him. Then, after cremation in which Shelley’s heart, hardened by calcium, did not burn, this same friend snatched it from the embers and presented it to Mary Shelley, who kept it thereafter in her desk, wrapped in a copy of ‘Adonais.”

ceridwens-cauldron:

gehayi:

gothiccharmschool:

osunism:

flapper-queen:

optimysticals:

jstor:

violent-darts:

livetoseeourglory:

closet-lunatic:

katrinastratford:

voidbat:

raecupcake:

Here’s your morbid literary fact of the day.

jesus christ, i will never be this goth.

Mary Shelley’s father taught her to spell her name by taking her to the graveyard and having her trace the letters on her mother, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley’s gravestone.

NO ONE will ever be as goth.

didnt she also have sex on said grave

She lost her virginity on her mother’s grave yes

… that’s it we can all go home, peak goth was achieved before we even started.

JSTOR confirms it: http://www.jstor.org/stable/3177447

Mary Freaking Shelley is None More Goth personified.

@mama-germany Achieve maximum goth

@saarebitch

If I fail to reblog this, assume I’m stuck in my crypt, and someone needs to come help me.

She also wrote a post-apocalyptic science fiction novel focusing on the extinction of the human race and the meaninglessness of existence. In 1826.

Oh, and this isn’t especially goth, but my God, I respect her for this:

In 1827, Mary Shelley was party to a scheme that enabled her friend Isabel Robinson and Isabel’s lover, Mary Diana Dods, who wrote under the name David Lyndsay, to embark on a life together in France as man and wife.[126][note 13] With the help of  [American actor John Howard] Payne, whom she kept in the dark about the details, Mary Shelley obtained false passports for the couple.[127]

The more I learn about Mary Shelley the more I love her