Tag: fandom

alolancharmander:

dangerouslyzanyperson:

marauders70s:

disneyprinceronweasley:

so THIS is why he tried to shake Harry’s hand!

i honestly wish there was just a crack version of all the hp movies and this was the basis of the first plot

Now imagine everything Harry does being seen as some cool power move by Malfoy.

Refusing his friendship? Just knowing his own worth and not willing to be an underling.

Befriending Weasley and Granger? Nice going, Potter. Keep rabble around to accentuate yourself.

Being rich and powerful but still getting Dumbledore to buy you the literal best broom on the market with money that was part of schools’ budget?……You remind me of a muggle father mentioned, I think his name was Bezos?

muchymozzarella:

mancameron:

you know how a lot of things are spoiled for you b/c its the internet and tumblr has a lot of gifs, images, and all that. like its nigh impossible to go into a fandom without having things spoiled for them. however

i still have no fucking earthly clue what jojo’s bizzare adventure is even remotely about. the power of eyeliner? maybe

I just think of it as the love child of RuPaul’s Drag Race and Shaman King

thegirlinthebyakko:

spectralarchers:

fyeahegerton:

Taron is actually surprisingly good. The best person I’ve ever trained. He’s a really fast learner. I wanted Taron to look like archery is his second nature. Like it’s fast and dynamic, so he’d shoot an arrow without thinking — Lars Anderson, Taron’s archery trainer.

Taron could fire three arrows a second. He could hit moving targets in the air. He was a really impressive archer by the end of the training — Otto Bathurst, director of Robin Hood (2018)

Reminder that Lars Andersen is the guy behind this archery video that went viral three years ago.

this is some hawkeye shit right here 

ironmanstan:

abraxaswithaxes:

ironmanstan:

my headcanon for nick fury not calling captain marvel in right away is that they had a bet back in the 90s on how long nick will survive without her help. they bet on 30 years, and nick almost caved when battle of new york happened but that suicidal motherfucker yeeted the nuke into space so it was all good, no need for carol yet when he has the avengers, but then the avengers broke apart and nick silently prayed that theyd reunite to kick thanos’ ass but they failed and that is why he said “motherfucker” in disappointment at the end of infinity war, cause only 2 damn years left and he’d win the fuckin bet of the century but the Avengers had to go and Be The Worst At Everything and make him lose the stupid bet God dammit

i like how this implies that Nick Fury was more pissed off upon losing the bet than he was at fucking dying

you are a fool if you think nick fury doesnt have absolute control over his own life and death

rootbeergoddess:

starsberrisnunicorns:

“...Gurira beat out Avengers: Infinity War’s Chris Hemsworth, Jurassic World star Chris Pratt, Deadpool 2’s Ryan Reynolds, and her Black Panther co-star, Chadwick Boseman, for the honor.”

“Thank you for affirming that women and girls, when they are given the chance to hang with the boys, can hang with the best of them…”

This is big ya’ll. Like really big.

icescrabblerjerky:

feynites:

ainurs:

penny-anna:

animate-mush:

penny-anna:

hobbit-hole:

penny-anna:

hobbit-hole:

hobbit-hole:

if i had to get in a fistfight with any member of the fellowship it would be Frodo because i would easily win

all i am saying is that he would ostensibly be the easiest one to take on in a fight given that he’s like three feet tall and has led a life of (physical) leisure compared to all of the others due to his standing as a gentlehobbit

legolas, aragorn, and gimli are all used to combat, sam works as a gardener, merry and pippin often gallivant off and get into mischief so they have the advantage of experience in whatever it is they’ve gotten up to/would possibly fight dirty, gandalf is gandalf so while weapons are out of the question i suppose that depends on if magic is involved. i don’t think i could take him without magic even if he IS old because he’s a very large guy, but maybe

it would be my knuckles against Frodo’s baby soft poet hands, plus i’ve got the additional height and fighting experience. i just think that he would be the easiest to win against in hand-to-hand combat out of the rest of them. also he isn’t real so he can’t offer a rebuttal to my claim

you’re absolutely correct BUT wanting to fight Frodo makes you a monster D:

this has nothing to do with WANTING to fight Frodo, i just think he would be easiest for me to beat in a fight with no weapons. unless he utilized his very large feet, but i think he’s too polite to do that because it’s a fist fight and that would be considered playing dirty

for someone who doesn’t want to fight Frodo you sure have put a lot of thought into fighting Frodo……….

OP is wrong though: you fight Pippin.

First off, Pippin has it coming, so you won’t be fighting your conscience at the same time.

Secondly, Pippin is a spoiled rich kid. He’s no less gentry than Frodo is, but Frodo works out and is shown to have better stamina, at least at the outset. Pippin is also both the stupidest and the slowest of the hobbits. They both nearly beat one (1) troll, so that’s comparable, but Pippin appears not to have got a single hit in against the orcs that captured them while Merry was cutting off hands like a boss. Pippin also straight-up tell Bergil that he’s not a fighter.

Also there’s a nonzero chance that Frodo will just straight up curse you (if the guilt of fighting Frodo isn’t enough if a curse by itself).

And, of course, if you try to fight Frodo, you will 100% end up fighting Sam, and he will wreck you (and you’ll deserve it, you monster)

Also: if you fight Frodo you’ll have a very angry Sam & possibly also the entire Fellowship to deal with BUT if you fight Pippin they will probably cheer you on.

Bold of you to assume one could attempt to fight Pippin and NOT instantly be killed by Boromir.

So here’s the thing – you absolutely DO NOT want to try and fight Frodo or Pippin because they are going to be protected by the rest of the Fellowship, which basically exists to stop asshole Big People from picking on the hobbits. Folk might talk a big game but when the chips are down, you are not going to lay a single hand on any of the hobbits. Either you’ll find yourself immediately fighting all four of them or else you’ll move to land your first hit and suddenly Aragorn will side-tackle you into the trees. And he probably hits like a freight train tbh.

So here’s what you do:

You fight Legolas.

The thing about fist-fighting Legolas of course is that you will lose. This is not a fight you’re gonna win no matter what. But Legolas has his standing competition with Gimli, so once the challenge is issued, he’s not gonna let anyone else step in and fight you either. No one is liable to volunteer on his behalf, either, so you will only end up fighting the one member of the fellowship. If you are lucky he might also take his shirt off. Bonus!

Anyway.

Legolas will mop the floor with you, but he’s also already convinced you’re weaker than him anyway because you’re not an elf, so he’s gonna go kind of easy on you. And when you lose he will be all snide and superior about it, which means everyone in the fellowship is gonna sympathize with you, and Gimli will probably challenge him on your behalf afterwards, but here’s the key thing:

You will have lost a fist-fight to an immortal warrior prince.

That’s a way better loss to cop to than that time you tried to fistfight a pudgy gentlehobbit and got beaten to the point of unconsciousness by his gardener, yeah?

okay so tolkien tumblr is fast becoming my fave tumblr community thank you thank you all you are the true fellowship here.

bofurs-wife:

faaavor-right:

I just reblogged a bunch of Gigolas and now I’m fucking crying because Legolas literally lost all his friends, like guys, what the fuck. And he had sea longing for like the 140 remaining years of Aragorn’s life- he was just slowly dying the whole time then took Gimli to Valinor to try and save his last friend.

Now all I can think about is Legolas slowly losing each friend, and each time someone dies he gets a little hollower inside, until when Aragorn dies the playful young elf we knew is almost gone. And only Gimli’s left. And Legolas can see, has seen, not just hair getting silver or wrinkles, but knees creaking, the beginnings of baldness, the slight changes in voice, the arthritis. All the ways his friends slowly died in front of him, and in Gimli he’s seeing it the final time.

His father and everyone is packing him up because they all see the grief eating away at him and the day Aragorn dies Thranduil begs him to sail again and that’s when Legolas said yes.

When Legolas said he had sea longing it was strong, yeah, but what got him on that boat was the threat of losing Gimli.

Guys like jesus christ Lord of the Rings is so sad.

This is why fandom must fix everything. Putting stoppers in death and whatnot. SO much lamenting both in the Tolkien universe and amongst the fans… it’s a tough world to get sucked into.