Thanos is a weak ass bitch of a villain because ever since killmonger I need all my villains to pull up with some style, looks, a certain je ne sais quoi. Killmonger stole a thousand year old artifact and wore it as armor and wore solid gold fangs. What did Thanos wear? The same body armor for hundreds of years and a dumb glove that wasn’t even designer
People are all like “he’s an alien” like so was Hela and she pulled up with some iconic goth looks, Chanel horned helmet, a beautiful smokey eye, nails that could cut diamonds, Thanos has no excuse fashion is universal
BRUCE WAYNE WEARING SUPERMAN’S SUIT, COMPLAINING THAT HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO KICK TREES TO WORK OFF EATING A CORNDOG, AND CLARK CONFESSING WHILE WEARING THE BATSUIT (STILL WEARING GLASSES OVER THE COWL BTW!??!) THAT HE ONCE GUILT PLANTED 800 TREES, I’M
“Superman is boring” SUPERMAN IS THE BIGGEST BEST NERD WHO WEARS HIS GLASSES OUTSIDE OF HIS FAKE BATSUIT AND CARES DEEPLY ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT AND DOES HIS BEST FIGHT ME
“You are hereby accepted to the Vulcan Science Academy. It is truly remarkable Spock that you have achieved so much despite your disadvantage. All rise.” “If you would clarify, minister? To what disadvantage are you referring?” “Your human mother.”
“Council, ministers, I must decline.” “No Vulcan has ever declined admission to this Academy.”
“But as I am half-human, your record remains untarnished.”
I think this might be my favorite scene from the movie.
I just realized Bucky has never seen aliens before this. He’s only ever dealt with super soldiers and impressive tech. So, you know he wakes up from his lovely cryo nap, they slap a new arm on him, and then they’re like “Here’s an actual god, aliens, and a talking raccoon that wants the arm we literally just gave you after the dude whose parents you killed blew off your last one” and his tired gay ass is just like
a few weeks back i looked up the source of “we deserve a soft epilogue, my love” because it’s such a lovely, evocative line and i wanted to know the name of the poet who wrote it and it was. from captain america fanfiction.
“in whatever manner it comes to be, love is never wrong, especially between one who has so much of it to give, and one so desperately in need of it” is from a naruto fanfic we’re living in a web of lies
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