stringcheeselesbian:

Nonsexual things the signs are horny for

Aries: spiciness

Taurus: befriending animals

Gemini: having their hard work recognized

Cancer: genuine human connection

Leo: praise for doing the bare minimum

Virgo: being sneaky

Libra: clout

Scorpio: coming home from work

Sagittarius: bamboozling people

Capricorn: total mental and physical exhaustion

Aquarius: ignoring people

Pisces: spirituality

astroquestions:

ascendingmoon:

Water signs: I just feel like….I don’t know… you know? like… idk…just…you know?

Every other sign: what

Water signs: how are you not understanding me I’m literally explaining it the best way that I can

other water sign: i know 😌

aries: butch sun lesbian
taurus: butchy femme sun lesbian
gemini: futch moon lesbian
cancer: soft butch moon lesbian
leo: butch sun lesbian
virgo: femme moon lesbian
libra: femme sun lesbian
scorpio: goth femme moon lesbian
sagittarius: futch sun lesbian
capricorn: stone butch sun lesbian
aquarius: butch moon lesbian
pisces: high femme moon lesbian

virgofromaugust:

aries

• they look like don’t mess with me but actually they’re love me
• too smart
• they don’t care a lot about emotions… unless their own
• one of the easiest ways to lose them is lying to them
• cry baby
• they talk too much, so it’s hard to know when they’re serious
• somehow they can convince people to do the most stupid things
• sexually frustrated 24/7
• they’re strong like when everything is going to shit they have strength and don’t let themselves get dragged
• they move their hands a lot when talking
• they’re the kind of people who bite their lips when thinking and accidentally bleeds

taurus

• on the outside they look very calm and quiet, but in the inside they burn like hell (they’re too intense)
• they don’t lose control easily but they do lose it often
• they have a hard time trusting/believing in people’s emotions
• they could kill you if you hurt an animal
• a great part of them have a great sleeping schedule
• they care too much about people they love
• they cheat on board games
• very good friends
• too selective when choosing who to spend their time and energy with
• they move their eyebrows a lot in their facial expressions
• stubborn
• they don’t let people go completely
• their hugs are the best hugs when you have a bad day

gemini

• emotional mess (they feel nothing in the right way)
• they know a lot of useful shit
• but they don’t know what sleep means
• being bored is the worst thing that can happen to them (they get too mean, like little children)
• narcissistic af
• they’re never wrong
• they express their feelings in thousands of different ways, however none of them seem to work
• incomprehensible love for snacks
• misunderstood
• they cover their feelings with humor/indifference 87% of the time
• they can make anyone laugh, no kidding
• they lie to themselves
• sensitive af, if you spend a lot of time with them you’ll see they’re such babies
• very insecure
• random happiness/sadness attacks
• their brain is an exhaused roller coaster
• innocent without wanting to be
• they seem to fit everywhere but nowhere at the same time

cancer

• they look like love me but actually they’re like i fuck with you or you fuck with me
• they don’t know how to handle their feelings, so they don’t
• drama,,,drama,,,dRAMa,,..drama
• they can be too selfish
• unpredictable af
• leave me alone, but give me attention
• their cellphone is part of their body
• their true friends knows their family (even if they have never seen them) because of all the stories they tell, all the time
• they victimize themselves a lot
• they know how to listen and they give the best advice ever but they don’t use it
• that kind of people who their first impulse when doing eye contact with someone is smiling
• they care a lot about what other people think
• they plat a lot with their hands and lips
• the most adorable people when they’re not angry
• children loves them
• they can tranquilize people quickly
• misunderstood because they don’t let anyone understand them

leo

• very sharp ideas/way of thinking
• high moral
• they need constant acceptance/validation
• if you do them one you pay ten
• always reading your intentions
• they tend to joke about other people insecurities
• they tend to do good things for people without even realizing
• despite being surrounded by people, they still can feel very alone
• they talk to themselves when nobody’s whatching
• insecure af
• a lot of craziness under the calm person they have
• they wink a lot
• will never cry or look vulnerable in front of others (unless they totally trust that person)

virgo

• they always look like they want to kill someone (maybe they do)
• public nerds
• the most damaged sleeping schedules lol hello it’s 4 am
• they read weird things
• super committed and and helpful
• they get angry when things are not done in their way
• they’re the midpoint between introvert and extrovert
• they have a great stalking until they have no crush anymore
• they can’t tolerate it when someone is angry at them, even if they’re the ones to blame
• their favorite acronym is lmao… laughing my anxiety off
• they do this face a lot >

  😏

libra

• they’re always in love
• they listen to shitty music but won’t admit it
• super emotional
• they probably don’t know what is happening right now
• they get too weird when they’re not comfortable
• a stranger is a person they’re not friends with yet
• they have good intentions
• creative
• they blush easily
• they have a hard time saying no
• they hide things so they don’t disappoint people they care about
• they try to make everyone happy, even if it’s exhausting

scorpio

• they try to look rude, actually they’re cry babies
• dark mind, bright personality
• they have secret hobbies
• they crave love
• talking to them will make you either appreciate life or want to jump off a bridge
• they get easily offended
• scary when angry
• protective with people they love
• they hate being ignored
• random laugh attacks
• they can make you laugh in the most fucked up moments
• they’re that kind of people who give more priority to the problems of those who love than their own
• they easily connect with music

sagittarius

• ready to disappear in any moment
• they have watched every. movie. on netflix
• using my emotions? caring about yours? nah, tomorrow… maybe
• 34 hour-long naps
• they fuck up 10 moments and make a very epic one
• they have a hard time when apologizing
• they have a hard time when asking for help, they believe they can do anything
• would yell at strangers if needed
• intentionally do things and then say they weren’t planned but went well anyway
• they tend to be sad before sleeping
• this is probably not a good idea but i’ll do it anyway
• very competitive, but never satisfied

capricorn

• superiority complex
• more party souls than you could imagine
• they just want you to shut the fuck up
• they’re cute until you’re obstrusive
• able to intimidate people for good or for bad
• they recognize their mistakes and then apologize without making a lot of drama
• they keep their cool in the craziest situations
• have random acts of love, like biting, cuddling, etc…
• can make you feel important one minute and shit in the next minute
• always have backup plans
• physical appearance is important
• always have weird obsessions
• they play a lot with their feet
• they need hugs and you to show them love, but will never say it

aquarius

• they disappear with no reason
• cuter than you
• they get confused when choosing between good and bad
• everything is overrated for them
• they’re addiced to memes
• feelings out of control
• they’re the special snowflakes
• cannabis 23/7
• they will know if you lie
• they lose their shit often
• they think and feel more than they show
• rebels
• the smartest ones

pisces

• they don’t like dealing with their responsabilities
• they like music more than they like you
• they like attention but not too much
• will never accept being the 2nd option for someone
• can listen to you for hours, without making it awkward
• fake friendliness (sometimes)
• too weird but in a sweet way
• super funny. their humor is either too simple or too hard to understand
• they overwhelm your mind
• big heart, even bigger imagination
• confused af
• if you really analyze them they look like they’re stoned

translated from x

dresses up to go to the grocery store: Leo, Libra, Capricorn, Taurus, Gemini, Aries
shows up at their wedding in sweatpants: Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Scorpio, Pisces

sonewtunited:

(Based on people I know)

Aries: bruised knuckles, cold hands, red flannels, beanies, paint swatches.

Taurus: hot cocoa, sketchbooks, comfy sweaters, junk food, messy buns, soft    smiles

Gemini: overalls, sidewalk chalk, tickle me pink crayons, puns, ice-cream

Cancer: Disney movie marathons, blanket forts, wavy hair, the smell of new books, polaroid cameras, cake-pops

Leo: wide smiles, carnivals, black and white pictures, singing really loudly in the car

Virgo: short hair, twirling in dresses, blowing bubbles, watercolors, picking wildflowers in a field

Libra: aesthetics, cats, new makeup, pastel colors, discovering new music

Scorpio: dark lipstick, dyed hair, dancing in over-sized t-shirts, getting in trouble

Sagittarius: late night adventures, hikes, flower crowns, blurry pictures, hikes

Capricorn: black clothes, winged eyeliner, green gardens, late-nights, coffee, sarcastic comments

Aquarius: secrets, chapstick, singing in the shower, the color purple, late night swimming pools

Pisces: galaxies, listening to thunderstorms, late-night texting, trying hard not to cry