stringcheeselesbian:

Nonsexual things the signs are horny for

Aries: spiciness

Taurus: befriending animals

Gemini: having their hard work recognized

Cancer: genuine human connection

Leo: praise for doing the bare minimum

Virgo: being sneaky

Libra: clout

Scorpio: coming home from work

Sagittarius: bamboozling people

Capricorn: total mental and physical exhaustion

Aquarius: ignoring people

Pisces: spirituality

thebaconsandwichofregret:

preludeinz:

this stupid fucking piece of shit fucking idiot

I’ve seen this headline twelve times and EVERY SINGLE TIME I google it, because I’m secretly hoping that it’s a hoax. But nope. He actually said it. In an officially released video. And I just can’t fucking believe it.

k-yers:

redsatinsheets:

diaryofanangryasianguy:

07/28/17

JESSICA CHOU Has A YouTube Channel Teaching Women About Basic Vehicle Maintenance

This is quite an interesting YouTube channel concept, and it shows that … Asian chicks kick ass! JESSICA CHOU is a young Asian American woman who has a YouTube channel which basically teaches other girls and women about how to fix their car.

“I think we don’t see as many female mechanics because the industry is still so heavily dominated by men. When we think of a mechanic, we think of men. When we see ads or posters of mechanics, we see men. When we see shows about cars, we see men. It will take a long time to change all of this, but in the 10 short months that I’ve been on this journey, I’ve met so many incredible people who are out to change the game.”

male mechanics are known to overprice and add on unnecessary services to female patrons because they assume they dont know shit about cars. go jessica!!!

As a female mechanic, this makes me so happy! I was the only female in my entire shop, so please more ladies get into mechanics. Yay Jessica!! 😀

speedlionfc:

gemiblu:

supahbeefcakes:

deadjosey:

ohmahgawddion:

One reason why I love anime. The emotion of the voice acting is too strong

did

did this anime waifu just tear down the edgy pretentious pseudointellectual facades we construct for ourselves as an obfuscating substitute for actual worth of character and accuse us of being so wrapped up in our own insular self-validating atrophied emotional comfort zones that we can only relate to others through pop culture allusions and mental dominance contests instead of a genuine emotional connection between two human beings

what the hell man

at first i read the above explanation thinking it was just a bunch of long thrown in words meant to make something simple complicated….but that is the perfect explanation for what I just watched

It’s been mentioned many times before, but the voice actress did this in a SINGLE take… makes it all the more impressive

superfluousspork:

hotcommunist:

dr-archeville:

ayellowbirds:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

undergroundmonorail:

cactiofficial:

pyronoid-d:

text-mode:

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”

It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

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the year is 28AW (after worm) and still we suffer

Oh, w o r m