introducing yourself on webforums fifteen years ago like:

bogleech:

You: uhhhhh hi I’m new i guess, just wanna chat about my favorite show too or whatever

iNvAd3rJ1M posted: *pounces* HELLOoOOOO NEW PERSON!!! *throws confetti*

911_NVR-FRGT posted: Hi there! You’ll find a Relaxed Atmosphere Here in Our Community! *points* Beer is In The Fridge, Curfew Is At 9! Haha I’m old

SSJgoku1994 posted: I am a pineapple! Monkeys!!!!!

Drag0n~Swords posted: Forsooth, a stranger doth enter the realm!

dumbledoreftw posted: Welcome! Hope you stick around! We don’t bite….. much!!

Greg posted: HITLER WAS A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS AND ILL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AIDS IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Lady*Unicorns*76 posted: “lol” (Laughing Out Loud!) don’t worry about greg sweetie! He’s just our little pet troll and you get used to him!! 😉 <3<3<3

wildlyunlikelynae:

victim-that-speaks:

soggywarmpockets:

persephoneandthepomegranates:

motorcyclegrrl:

princey-must-slay:

trans-mlm-boy:

panromanticcassiecain:

misunderstoodraindrop:

obsessivereaderandwriter:

insouciantbibliophile:

phineas4cobain:

neeka-neko:

shipping-that-cant-be-handled:

shipping-that-cant-be-handled:

May your next period be light and end quickly

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

may you not leak even once

NOT EVEN when you sneeze or cough!

may you always have what you need when you need it. 

May you have no cramps.

May you have no headaches

may you start in your own home/somewhere you are comfortable, in your least favourite underwear and with plenty of pads/tampons on hand

may dysphoria not get to you !

^^^may you still feel valid!

and no weeping and crying over commercials.

May your cramps not cause you to throw up!

May your cramps not keep you from going about your day!

May that chocolate you crave, you know, that one specific kind, be within your reach.

May it happen on a day where you have nothing to do.

May you never have 2 in the same month

sweetiepie08:

white-throated-packrat:

centaurianthropology:

No, but seriously, do you know how amazing Vincent Price is?

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Not just as an actor, although he was a blast to watch in everything he did.  He’s one of those actors who’s just clearly having a whale of a time, no matter how bad the film is.  He’s just genuinely happy to be there (it makes his villains a particular delight, and he played a LOT of them).

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But did you know that he was also on the PFLAG board after his daughter came out to him?  And that he was one of the earliest celebrities to speak out against the silence surrounding the AIDS epidemic?

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Did you know that when his daughter came out to him, he admitted to her that it had been difficult for him during his first two marriages, because his wives had not been pleased to find out that their husband was just as interested in men as they were?

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That’s right, kids, Vincent Price was BISEXUAL AS FUCK, and it was one of those open Hollywood secrets.  And his wife Coral Browne?  The one he grew old with and wrote cookbooks with and was basically ridiculously sweet with?

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Also bisexual as fuck.  They were the queer power couple of Hollywood in the 70s.  His daughter, Victoria, grew up around Rock Hudson and members of the LGBT community.  When she came out, Vincent Price became a board member of PFLAG and was just about the most accepting and awesome dad.

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Did you know that Vincent Price played Oscar Wilde in a one-man play, and when it was denounced by anti-gay activist Anita Bryant, he dismissed her right back, saying that Oscar Wilde had already come up with a term for her: a Woman of No Importance?  Because Vincent Price was deliciously witty and an awesome person.

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Let me conclude with a quote from his daughter (from this article, where I got a lot of this information):

‘“In a funny way, and I think I’m going to cry, he understood me at 22 better than I understood myself then,” Price concluded. “Of course, he was in his 70s and lived a hell of a lot longer than I had, and he understood that at the end of the day it’s about who and what and how we love. And I have not been a person who has been very successful at conventional relationships, but loving well and loving deeply has been the most important thing to me.”’

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Happy birthday, Vincent Price.  You were a gem of an actor, and an even greater human being.

I’m always delighted when I’m watching a vintage movie and Vincent Price appears in even a minor role.

My mom used to work the front desk at a fancy hotel that celebrities would sometimes stay in. When asked about her interactions with celebrities, she always says Vincent Price was by far the nicest and was always super polite.

She says it was also hilarious sometimes because he’d call down to the front desk for something totally normal, like extra towels or something, but the poor guy couldn’t help but sound sinister while doing it. 

yungarfield:

yemme:

momofmusa:

not-safe-for-democracy:

Indiana Governor – Eric Holcomb, Republican

Indiana Secy of State – Connie Lawson, Republican

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Georgia Governor – Nathan Deal, Republican

Georgia Secy of State – Brian Kemp, Republican

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North Dakota Governor – Doug Burgum, Republican

North Dakota Secy of State – Al Jaeger, Republican

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Florida Governor – Rick Scott, Republican

Florida Secy of State – Ken Detzner, Relublican

Are the major news medias talking this?

CNN is especially with the new law suit against Georgia for it’s purging of voters.  The claim is they were all dead people.

North Dakota Native voters who do not have a residential address: here are instructions so you can vote in the midterms. Please print this off and share with others who don’t have internet. Call this number if you have questions: 1-701-255-0460

there’s also S.3543 – Native American Voting Rights Act of 2018 which was just introduced to the senate october 3rd, you can write to anyone in your state isn’t currently sponsoring the bill, the easiest way is probably with resistbot

muchymozzarella:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

good morning I just woke up obsessed with the idea of a movie filmed in the style of a true crime documentary except it’s in the Twilight universe and a bunch of completely ordinary humans are trying to figure out why Bella effectively disappeared after high school without knowing anything about vampires

let’s review the Facts of the Case as far as anyone who’s not in on the secret knows them

  • super normal teenage girl moves to small town
  • becomes obsessed with a guy who by all appearances is in a cult
  • the incident where they dramatically broke up and Bella tried to go back to Phoenix but Edward followed her and they got back together but also Bella’s leg got mysteriously broken
  • another dramatic breakup and this time the entire family skips town leaving Bella catatonically depressed
  • sudden trip to Italy??? and then the entire family comes back???
  • Whatever Happened In Eclipse I Don’t Remember 
  • Bella marries boyfriend of approx. a year and a half, goes away on an exotic vacation and immediately contracts a life threatening disease
  • is rarely seen in public again until her mysterious death, which if I’m remembering correctly is a thing?? because Bella was pretty sure her mom wouldn’t be able to handle the vampire thing and that they were going to have to fake a death which is!! fucked UP
  • also apparently the Cullens haven’t ever bothered with, like, changing their names, so if anyone goes poking around they’re easily going to discover a family of seven rich weirdos moving around various overcast cities together for at least a century 
  • tell me you wouldn’t watch this shit 

highlights:

  • generic Missing White Woman opening that rapidly spirals into interviews Bella’s hilarious tacky high school classmates talking shit about the Cullens (Mike Newton’s Time To Shine)
  • Charlie (who Knows) uncomfortably lying to the camera about how of course he’s Very Sad about all of this and misses his daughter a whole lot. the crew immediately begins speculating about Charlie’s involvement.
  • a few scenes shot in Italy. the voice over concludes that there are no clues to be found there while a Volturi member hovers very obviously in the background for the audience’s enjoyment 
  • testimonies about Carlisle’s character that end with the interviewee getting distracted thinking how hot he was, including Charlie 
  • a segment trying to figure out what the Fuck Jacob’s involvement is followed by a montage of werewolves slamming their front doors in the crew’s faces
  • a brief mention of the murder spree that happened in Seattle during Bella’s senior year but quickly shrugging it off as DEFINITELY unrelated to any of this 
  • trying to dig into where the Cullens lived before Forks and quickly realizing that None Of These Children Existed Before the Age of Seventeen
  • briefly toying with a kidnapping scenario before stumbling onto a record of the Cullens in some other town that’s JUST old enough to be inconsistent with the ages they were supposed to be in Forks
  • “wait I think all the kids were actually in their twenties, maybe?”
  • “wait what the fUCK?”

This is the Twilight movie I need