the-awkward-turt:

himekofujisaki:

kristina-meister:

chaussettesock:

turtlessuggest:

Indian Roof Turtle, about as close to a dragon turtle as we’re likely to get.

Burmese Roof Turtle, with a banana for a head

Diamondback Terrapin, the Rorschach of turtles

Red-Bellied Short-Necked Turtle, just look at those colors!

Burmese Starred Tortoise, geometrically chic

Radiated Tortoise, also geometrically chic but maybe more art deco

Painted Terrapin, no need to send in the clowns

Leopard Tortoise, breaking the mold with a little art noveau

Bell’s Hingeback Tortoise, “You think box turtles got it on lockdown? Hold my noms and watch this!”

Impressed Tortoise, what it says on the tin

Cane Turtle, otherwise known as “Winner Of Turtle Death Glare Competition Since Forever”

Mata-Mata Turtle, the very definition of chaotic Neutral as a turtle

Spiny turtle, a very sharp and very dangerous boy

Cantor’s giant softshell turtle, a pancake with turtle pieces

Alligator snapping turtle, a real life honest dragon

@vampireapologist

Me: I don´t know anything about them but 

How could you leave out the black breasted leaf turtle (Geoemyda spengleri), who constantly looks like he’s just learned something shocking:

a-nameless-ghoul-alex:

cumyolk:

my dad walked in my room with this and he thought it was the funniest shit, so

give the brilliant man what he wants. spread his meme. do his bidding

he needs the world to see his work

do it for my dad. spread the meme

Glorious