starkysnarks:

knightinironarmor:

facts about tony stark:

• fixes tractors and chops wood upon request
• wears flannel
• wants a farm
• calls drax “mr clean”
• gives back peter’s suit in a brown paper bag
• complains about coffee grounds in the sink disposal
• calls pepper “honey”
• makes everyone green smoothies in lidded cups
• makes clint’s medical appointment over the phone
• keeps kids’ drawings lying around the house
• has “date nights” with his S.O. who runs a big company
• goes to therapy

conclusion:

• maverick genius businessman tony stark, the iron man, is a trophy housewife

All of Tony’s actions starting from Iron Man 2, in which he made his girlfriend his CEO, are actually parts of an elaborate plan to achieve his ultimate secret goal. He finally got the Trophy Husband part down, all that remains now is to become Stay At Home Dad. His final form.