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“Miller actually has four goats, he explains on our walk over to the periwinkle blue barn. He’s holding a blue tin of American Spirit tobacco (which he never opens) and a mug of thick, brownish liquid that is “full of greens and adaptogens and plant-based proteins that fill one with energy and vivaciousness,” he says. “We would call it The Juice of the Biggest Boy.” Miller himself is quite slender, with the high cheekbones and perfect jawline of a Victorian prince. For this long day of goat birth, he has chosen to wear a Bikini Kill T-shirt, black pants, light green winter boots from L.L. Bean, and a floor-length, paint-splattered Alexander McQueen coat. (“If I think about what [McQueen] would want me to do while wearing this coat—fucking be a midwife at a goat birth? Fuck yeah!” he says later. “Would he have been mad if some amniotic fluid got on this? No! He would have been delighted.”)”

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Ezra Miller Is the Gender-Bending, Goat-Delivering Hollywood Star of the Future (Allie Jones)

y’all I am begging you to read the entirety of Ezra Miller’s GQ interview, I’ve never been more in love with anyone 

“GOAT BIRTH, GOAT BIRTH, IT IS COMING, IT IS COMING,” he cries, pumping
his right fist in the air. “GOAT BIRTH, GOAT BIRTH, YOU CANNOT RUN, YOU
CANNOT HIDE, IT’S GOAT BIRTH, GOAT BIRTH, NO ESCAPING, NO ESCAPING, GOAT
BIRTH!”

That goat birth quote is real, y’all.

The lack of goat photos in this article, however, is deeply disappointing.