Nonsexual things the signs are horny for
Aries: spiciness
Taurus: befriending animals
Gemini: having their hard work recognized
Cancer: genuine human connection
Leo: praise for doing the bare minimum
Virgo: being sneaky
Libra: clout
Scorpio: coming home from work
Sagittarius: bamboozling people
Capricorn: total mental and physical exhaustion
Aquarius: ignoring people
Pisces: spirituality