What’s up with the tattoo on your thigh? For a would-be doctor, that’s an exercise of very poor judgment. Very white trash-ish. I wouldn’t want you cutting me, injecting me, etc. You are cute though.

meekaleeks:

queersamus:

meekaleeks:

Yes, because when I wear professional attire and scrubs for a living, you’ll definitely be able to see my thigh tattoo. Having tattoos or piercings does not dictate your professionalism nor your intellect. Grow up.

nurse: “doctor we need to operate immediately or we’ll lose the patient”

me, a doctor: *already taking my scrubs off and changing into my Surgery Hot Pants™* “i know, i’m almost ready”

OR circulator: “alright doctor, we can proceed with this man’s life-saving surgery now that your thigh is fully visible and all tattoos in plain sight.”

Anesthesiologist: “this patient has no allergies to medications but does not want anyone cutting him nor injecting him if they have exercised very poor judgment and got a tattoo… you are cute, though.”

Me: *fists in the air, watching patient bleed out* “you win this time, death”

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