thedungeonofbaddecisions:

Our final trial before getting to see the boss is two doors. Between them, on a toadstool, is a medium-sized toad. He tells us, “One door leads to hope, and one door leads to death.” We confer for about two seconds before silently deciding we’ve had it up to here with this testing shit and Godking picks up the toad, carries him over to the right-hand door, and instead of leaving it there when the toad starts panicking, hurls him through, where the creature dies horribly. We take the left-hand door. The DM has informed us that this was his favorite solution to the two-doors problem.