caffeinewitchcraft:

bluandorange:

writerlymagic:

writing-prompt-s:

The zombie outbreak started 2 years ago now you find yourself cornered by a decaying zombie when you do the unthinkable and bite it first when it falls to the floor and grows its skin back and sits up and asks what is going on

This may be the best subversive idea for zombie apocalypse stories i think I’ve ever seen.

“How the fuck did you know that would work?”

“I didn’t, dude, I just fucking panicked.” 

“Bitch, you’re going to eat me? Me?! I’ve crossed three states in two months, mostly on foot, and you’re going to eat me? Not if I eat you first, bitch!”

~Later, accepting yet another award for finding the cure~

“Honestly, I’d like to thank spite which has carried me through much more than these past two years. Pure, unadulterated spite and adrenaline fueled rage. Thank you.”