muchymozzarella:

officialloislane:

BRUCE WAYNE WEARING SUPERMAN’S SUIT, COMPLAINING THAT HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO KICK TREES TO WORK OFF EATING A CORNDOG, AND CLARK CONFESSING WHILE WEARING THE BATSUIT (STILL WEARING GLASSES OVER THE COWL BTW!??!) THAT HE ONCE GUILT PLANTED 800 TREES, I’M

“Superman is boring” SUPERMAN IS THE BIGGEST BEST NERD WHO WEARS HIS GLASSES OUTSIDE OF HIS FAKE BATSUIT AND CARES DEEPLY ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT AND DOES HIS BEST FIGHT ME