you could write an entire version of “we didn’t start the fire” that’s just about 2017
Tillerson, Muslim ban, nuke deal with Iran
Mooch Post, Peter Daou, Mitch M, Elaine Chao
Chuck and Nancy got a deal,
Kaepernick will still kneel,
Bannon, Spicer, Priebus, Flynn,
Hicks, Jared, Ivanka in,
Globalist still hover, MSM will coverRussia scandal, hurricanes, Devin Nunes, John McCain
Glenn and Maggie, Rocket Man, Boy Scout Jamboree
Tiki Nazis, Milo, Tom Price had to go
Confederate statues, health care battles, Melania hates DCLegislative gridlock, Bannon sucks his own cock
Ailes dead, O’Reilly fled, Get Me Roger Stone
Tomi Lahren, snowflakes, Tina Fey, sheet cakes
9th Circuit, fake news, Kushner must atoneTheresa May, Marine Le Pen, Pence booed at Hamilton
Book deals, 18-wheelers, out the Climate Accord
Disclosure forms, tax reform, FBI raids Manafort
Jim Comey, out the door, I can’t take it anymoreWE DIDN’T START THE DUMPSTER FIRE
What does it say about how much I’ve paid attention this past year that I understood every single reference?