i-w-p-chan:

geoclaire:

warlocksmith:

Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? 

Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.

*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*

Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Lets get it right next time lads. 

One of my university lecturers used to say “everything is edible, it’s just a matter of how many times. For example, once.”

is this like fate? @onceabluemoonwrites told me about this like an hour ago…