sofiaviolet:

sextoysrus:

and-down-we-go:

burningbentley:

whiteboyfriend:

dcnnanoble:

if you’re american, you should totally do this dialect test

it’s super interesting

this is scary accurate and im scared

so i started taking this test and

HOW ABOUT ‘A TERRIBLE IDEA’????

IS AMERICA OKAY?

This is gloriously accurate for me, although I know it correctly selected my actual hometown 99% because I picked “neutral ground” and for no other reason. There’s also stuff to be said about linguistic overlap between New Orleans and New York due to immigration from specific places and during specific eras.

But I maintain that a po-boy (”poor boy” wtf, WRONG) is a hot sandwich, most commonly fried seafood but also roast beef and other more obscure options, on a specific type of French bread. Any long sandwich featuring cold cuts, and any long sandwich featuring hot meat on a different kind of bread, is a sub.

It did not ask me about the drive-through liquor store, which I am disproportionately sad about.

(And it’s a sunshower. The rest of those sound like a “fake Southern phrases” shitpost.)