nurselofwyr:

emphasisonthehomo:

emphasisonthehomo:

“You’re so good with customers!”

Lmao thanks, but really I’m just good at lying 😊

I feel like the secret to “good customer service” is the ability to fake a smile convincingly for several hours at a time, and say the same shit over and over again without it sounding too scripted/wooden.

Work in retail long enough and you can make “Have a nice day” feel like “Fuck off and die.”

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