HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED
Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off. Something else is going on here, behind the scenes. And it hit me.
Look at where the floor is. Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length! And then the obvious solution presented itself.
She’s standing on a dog!
No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.
STOP STANDING ON DOGS ;_;
Maybe she’s just wearing giant platform shoes. Or very small stilts.
“Stop crying in your Sorrow Shed and come admire the worlds tiniest stilts that I purchased today”
“That money was meant to go to our childrens college fund”
“LOOK HOW TALL I AM”

