orochislayer:

lieutenant-cool-egg:

wanderlustexperience:

the-fandoms-have-fallen:

angryinternnoises:

patrickpotato:

riothrrrley:

gaydisneyprincessofficial:

jokes that will never be funny

• holocaust jokes
• fat jokes
• racist jokes
• rape jokes
• transphobic jokes
• homophobic jokes
• sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

• “that’s a weird looking dog”
• mmm whatcha say
• the audition meme
• doge 
• trolling beetles fans
• dad jokes 

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

Also:

• Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
• Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
• Rickrolls

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

• Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”