A series of fake numbers to leave behind.
1-888-447-5594 – Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
605-475-6968 – Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy
888-276-6760 – The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!
866-740-4531 – Only responds with “I am Groot”
206-569-5829 – Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay safe, people.
and dont forget the timeless classic 515-808-2362 that only plays the John Cena theme
this is priceless.
for my international friends:
australian rejection hotline: 0419-317446
german frank geht ran (also a rejection hotline): 0163-1737743
german telephonpaul (politely informs they that you want nothing to do with them): 01577-1599624
uk rejection line: 09061-100596
ireland rejection line: (+353) (01) 2194862
IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER
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