harry potter books rated by mcgonagall

sorcerer’s/philosopher’s stone: cries for james and lily, also absolutely cannot believe that dumbledore is leaving a baby on a porch in england in november. 8/10
chamber of secrets: condescends lockhart into going into the chamber alone, then turns around and is like “great so that got rid of him” 10/10
prisoner of azkaban: “you look to be in perfect health to me, potter, so i’m sure you won’t mind me setting you homework. i assure you that if you die, you need not hand it in.” bamf. says “not today” to the god of death.” 11/10
goblet of fire: there’s that one time she puts a hand on harry’s shoulder while her voice shakes. lov it lov her. 9/10
order of the phoenix: unfortunately is part of the union of “adults denying traumatized harry any information.” this, however, is offset by “have a biscuit, potter.” 7/10
half-blood prince: in her temporary stint as headmistress, she gets more done than dumbledore did in fifty years. amazing. 100/10
deathly hallows: OH BOY. TALK SHIT GET HIT. MCGEE IN THE HOUSE HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP. 10000/10