jennytrout:

superman–thanksforasking:

sheikofthesheikah:

takumituesdays:

peep-toe-shoes:

lennybaby2:

pjamma-sf:

island-delver-go:

secretsinthemargin:

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

That’s…a lot.

Lawd. Lol. I need a Xanax after reading that.

The lead character is a Viking Angel Vampire who also becomes a cowboy.

He can teleport, both in place and in time, he saves someone in Montana, he fights Isis AND he has to defeat demon vampires.

get a guy who can do both? NOPE. Get Cnut Sigurdsson, he can do everything!

i bought it

please tell us whether it is as wild as the cover makes it seem.

When he’s a Viking vampire angel

No disrespect, but I would read “cunt” every time.

Leave a comment