i-solemnly-swear-i-am-a-shipper:
I’m the asshole author that’s going to get published, and create multiple different fan fiction accounts on multiple fan fiction websites and write fan fiction for my own books, mixed in with a few other things as well, so that when I get somewhat noticed, I can talk to my fans and be like, “Oh, I write ‘fan fiction’ about my own book. But you have to guess which one is me” and watch them all go absolutely batshit crazy trying to find me.
Bonus: Claim everything you’ve written is canon, watch the fans scramble and debate over which stories are yours so they know for sure what’s canon.
This would actually be good because imagine how many annoying shipping wars will get resolved because there *might* be a “technically* canon fanfic AU out there of it.
“You can’t ship that because it’s not canon!”
“Actually, there are about 80 different fanfics of this ship and one of them just might be written by me 😉 But you never know :o)”
*cue screams of agony*
“There might be an alternate ending fanfic I wrote but I can’t remember where I published it “ ; )
Not to mention having a best friend who’s been working with you on it from the start (or close to it) and as a result anything they say is also canon–but no one knows who the friend is
totally don’t have a specific person in mind for this
it’s @equilateralwafflethis is evil. lets do it
@oreramar @avannak @jettara shall we do this with our original stories?
You know it
@maverikloki please make this your legacy. I’ll so gladly help
Oh, this has 1000% been my plan all along.
Why yes, yes it does @i-solemnly-swear-i-am-a-shipper, we’ll be the ones writing fanfiction of our fanfiction and saying they’re all canon and hinting of what it could be.
HA! They’re on to us @naferty. If only they knew what went on behind the scenes where they cannot see.
You know who else would? @ashinan. She TOTALLY WOULD.
This is the reason I’m 99.999% sure JK Rowling wrote My Immortal just to fuck with all of us.
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