astoundingbeyondbelief:

I think the best way I can describe Apocalypse is “evil Old Spice ad.”

Hello, humans. Look at your nukes, now back to me, now back at your cities, now back to me. Sadly, you’re not as powerful as me, because you haven’t collected the abilities of countless mutants and hand-picked Four Horsemen to serve you. Look down, back up – where are you? You’re in a wall.
What’s
in your hand, back at me, I have it, it’s a gun rapidly turning into dust. Look again, the dust is now metal wings.

Anything is possible when you’re the world’s first mutant.

I’m on a pyramid.