serendipitousnightingale:

official-mellophone:

chopin-demonium:

cleverlittlefox:

johann-sebastian-bitch:

tchaikovskysgirlfriend:

fach-off:

soubrette-girl:

shostakovich11:

piccolo-of-doom:

what if they had kidz bop orchestra music

what if instead of a professional orchestra there were a bunch of little shits playing bach and mahler on fucking plastic recorders with maracas in the background

Kidz bop opera, with censored lyrics and sugar-coated plots

O.o Bad idea. 

Kidz Bopera

1812 with party poppers instead of cannons though

In the Mahler symphonies instead of using hammers they just hit a paper plate with a plastic spoon

Instead of “Mars, Bringer of War” it’s called “Mars, the Meanie”

In the Rite of Spring, the Chosen virgin just dances till she gets sleepy

Using like a low pitched toy piano instead of actual timpani

Instead of a bassoon they play a kazoo in the right of spring

@saltydecay