ok but what if you married whomever was on your *phone* background

aquaristlifeforme:

preppybiologist:

ktsaurusr3x:

essingmybeesout:

adventures-in-zookeeping:

speciesofleastconcern:

thehorsethief:

I’m a republicans worst nightmare; I’m marrying my dog

I would be marrying myself holding a puma kitten

I’m marrying EPCOT… Finally

…my 4 yo daughter? i dont like this game

IT’S A LARGE PIECE OF SPACE TRASH YOU ALL SHOULD REGRET THIS

I get to marry the woods and the mountains, I think I’m good with that

I would marry Ryer. Shocker.

I would be marrying my own brain….