How… how many wings does PETA think a single chicken has?
Well, I mean, from a single chicken wing you get the drumette and the flat. That’s why when you get wings there are two different shapes on the plate but they each count as one wing. So one chicken makes 4 consumable “wings”. So 300,000,000 chickens x 4 parts each = 1,200,000,000 wings dipped in delicious sauces shoved into our faces on one day as a Nation. And once you take into account the hand-waving generalization of “over 300 million” and JFC ya’ll just got me defending PETA’s math look at what you’ve done you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Goddamn it @nellachronism you know math isn’t my strong point
GODDAMNIT BUT I KNOW CHICKEN IS it’s ok please know that I still adore how you handle your meats. ❤
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